Shorts

Here are some quicky - quirky - things that are lots of fun. At least I thought it was fun at the time!
...going to the car wash with your son who just returned from Afghanistan and lowering his side window as we are pulled into the wash...hearing him scream like a girl
...knowing as soon as you hear your husband say "uh, oh" as he's leaning out your sister's second story window that his glasses fell off his face...all the way to the ground
...watching your cute little siamese cat play hide-n-seek with your son, getting startled and running head first into the wall (turn left he would have been down the hallway - turn right and the wall intercepted his skull at full run)
...sitting in your car at a 7-11 and watch some poor schmuck walk out with his hands full of slurpy's trip, do a summersault and sit up unhurt. I gave him a '9' out of '10' for style and originality
...hearing your newborn baby cry and not be able to find him...until you look under the cushion on the couch where his older brother put him